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Sunday, June 16, 2013

Jokes #1

Joke #1

Ek Aurat Ko Shaadi Ke Kai Saal Baad Bhi Bachha Na Hua....

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Aurat Dukhi Ho Kar Ek Pandi Ke Paas Gayi....

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Aurat: "Pandi Ji, Meri Shaadi Ko Paanch Saal Ho Gaye, Par Ek Bhi Bachha Nahi Hua"
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Pandit: "Main Badrinath Mein Tumhare Naam Ka Diya Jala Dunga, Jarur Kirpa Hogi"

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10 Saal Baad, Pandit Ji Us Aurat Ke Ghar Gaye To Dekha Ke Uske Aangan Mein 10 Bachhe Khel Rahe The.....
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Pandit: "Mubarak Ho, Bachhon Ke Papa Kaha Hai..???

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Aurat: "Badrinath Hi Gaye Hai, Diya Bujhaane.